This is damn hard for me because I've got a bad habit of not being able to consider much anything earlier than a few months ago. So this might be asymmetrically weighed on the more recent than pre-summer 2007. But 'fuck cares, right?
Anyway, an thoughtfully uncategorized selection of 'bests' & 'worsts'.
Anything vague or stupid sounding is there to protect my standings as a decent human being.
Best New Album Cover: Danger's "09/14/2007" EP
Worst New Pet Peeve: iTunes fucking stopping a currently playing album cause you're browsing around artists. (Probably fixable, but fuck)
Weirdest New Necessity: Having to miss every reflective bump on the road when changing lanes.
Best New Purchase: Laser Disc of Videodrome (Not true, as this was done like... a week ago, after New Years. (But again, fuck)
Best All Encompassing Experience: Eating corn in a bar with a drunk couple and shy poor postured English student in the depths of Montreal's night-life side.
Worst Luck: Leaving my bike on the side of town where a female cop said "hell I go to church by there, but I'd never leave my bike outside." Fucking fuckers. Fuck.
Best DJ Set Experience: Tie between Geoff playing The Cardigans more than once at a party, and SebastiAn being lifted above his decks by fellow Bangers to float above the crowd at the Daft Punk Afterparty.
Worst Smell: Whatever the fuck kind of perfume my mom puts on in excess (noticeable in car and in parent's bathroom)
Favorite New Dog: German Shepherd. (& this weird 1/2 sized brown husky thing this Asian kid walks around campus all the time.)
Worst New Powdered Medication To Obsess Over: Gold Bond Extra Strength Medicated Powder
Best Girl Experience: Finding an excuse to increase relationship status with two different girls in the same room a month apart.
Newly Respected Artist/Person: Tony Sinclair, Juan Maclean, Tom Hanks, Michael Mann
Most Adorable Text Message: My mom trying to figure out how to text, here's the message as it originally appears, to prove its cuteness:
Worst/Coolest Scene: Watching a dead discarded dog in someone's yard get slowly smaller and smaller in substance due to the large buzzard population near my house.
Favorite New Cereal: Quaker Oatmeal Squares. (Fucking unbelievable)
Most Desired eBay Items: '50s era helicopter pilot helmet, nice wooden laserdisc player, New Wave single, plain-backed black cafe racer jacket & Stephen Hawking's Hot Air Balloon if it were still up for bid.
Most Desired Transportation Device: A Honda Motocompo, or a Honda c50.
Newly Acquired Taste In Noise To Wake Up To: Fake rain from one of those Brookstone-y sound machines.
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