Sunday, December 30, 2007

Common Facts

Mislabeled as stereotypes/false rumors. Stereotypes (& FR) held by only one person.


- There's no need to bother talking to anyone with a monroe piercing.
- Divorced women with prominent, straight and even-lengthed lower teeth are sexually affluent.
- Vanity has dominated politics since its birth, though the ugliest mutts succeed ten-fold.
- The back half of your upper arm abides no rules in terms of natural skin texture/hair growth.
- All dominant expression is in the eyebrows.
- The black underneath your eyes is liquid, and could possibly be punctured with a needle, releasing a copious amount of blood.
- No one liked the kid that came to school in shorts and a long sleeve shirt.

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